Professor: Your essay must be 3,000 - 6,000 words

Me: image

(vía ruinedchildhood)

[at the dinner table tonight]
me:so i dont get it how are they going to make the 50 Shades movie even be a movie? wouldnt it be like a porno? like a weird rapey porno?? I mean its basically just really poorly written graphic sex how are they going to make that a movie without it being a straight up porn.
grandma:I don't know. I've never had a real strong desire to read that particular book so the film doesnt hold much interest in me.
grandma:But i do still really want to see that 'Magic Mike'!!
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" Si quieres saber quien eres, camina hasta que no haya nadie que sepa tu nombre. "
by  El temor de un hombre sabio, Patrick Rothfuss  (via hachedesilencio)

(Fuente: sherlockedbycarstairs, vía hachedesilencio)

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whoever created chinese food is my hero

probably the chinese

(vía ruinedchildhood)


if you can’t laugh during sex, you might not be doing it with the right person

(Fuente: aspirinorpizza, vía themoonphase)